Captain Soft Beard
Issue #001 · Now Reading

The Doctrine

A quill-launching villain threatens Torranville with an itch the likes of which no ointment can cure. Only one beard is soft enough to save them.

Pages
06
Villain
Porcupius
Rating
Soft · 5+
Read Time
6 min
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Writer The Captain himselfPencils Brainy, PhDColors Dr. FluffingtonLetters FWOOSH Studios
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Pg 01/06
Page 1 — Captain Soft Beard overlooks Torranville on a calm day
Page 01 / 06 · SplashA calm day in Torranville. The calm will not last.
Page 2 — Porcupius plots revenge and launches itch-quills across the city
Page 02 / 06 · SplashEnter Porcupius. Phase One: The Itch Begins.
Page 3 — Mrs. Lee and Linen call for help as civilians scratch uncontrollably
Page 03 / 06 · SplashLinen and Mrs. Lee sound the alarm. Quills incoming.
Page 4 — Captain Soft Beard arrives and deploys a conditioning PUFF against Porcupius's quills
Page 04 / 06 · SplashThe beard responds. PUFF! WHAM! ZAP-FRIIZZ!
Page 5 — Captain de-quills Porcupius; the jail door slams shut
Page 05 / 06 · SplashQuills neutralized. Porcupius contained. CLANG-SHUT!
Page 6 — The townspeople thank Captain and Linen; Porcupius is declared CAPTURED
Page 06 / 06 · SplashStay sharp. Stay soft. Until the brush with danger…
Behind the Panels

Issue #001
Field Notes

Porcupius's quills
Are not quills. They are tightly-wound stress coils, harvested from a decade of unpaid parking tickets.
Torranville's scratch protocol
Mrs. Lee's alarm system escalates to Level Chafe after 12 seconds of simultaneous civic scratching.
End of Issue #001

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A high-voltage hair-day. A villain who bonds fur at the molecular level. One beard is not enough.

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